If someone asked me to imagine what kind of paintings a guy named Zsolt would paint, I would imagine the above. Zsolt. How awesome is that for a name? Romanians, you can’t beat them. I assume it’s short for Zsoltan, as in Zoltán Kodály. But who knows. Over in North America we get stuck with names like Bob. Guys like Bob paint bathrooms. They have lunch stuck in their teeth and wear black Nikes to their retarded brother’s funeral. Oh, well, at least Bob enjoys him some velvet Elvis. Life’s not all that bad over here.