Rupert Smissen



I have a young rooster with an impacted crop. His food is kept from going into whatever the next tube is in his little chicken digestive system. We’ve fed him oil and antifungals and yogurt and epson salts. He’s fine now, but his crop won’t go back to normal size. So the poor little guy is walking around with gigantic man boobs. I swear, he looks like an eighty year old Pamela Anderson in a feather boa. Well, many feather boas, none of which conceal the fact that he’s got a pair of quadruple Ds that are pretty much dragging on the ground.

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