Wow, I guess this is the 2000th post on Muck and Nettles. I’d like to thank the makers of Spoon Size Shredded Wheat for powering this extraordinary achievement [sob]. A big shout-out to my darling wife [Honey, I love you!] and my wonderful children [What the hell’s wrong with you, don’t you have a phone?]. And lest we forget the drugs that fuel this wayward venture, King Cole Tea and whatever espresso I can get my mitts on in the middle of the Canadian wilderness. [Three cheers for caffiene!] But most of all, my devoted audience. I couldn’t do it without you. [Well, I could, but it would cost a lot in lube.] M&N, Happy Double Millenary!