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I bought an apple at a cafeteria yesterday. It was the first bought apple I’ve had since the summer. I’ve been used to the apples from our backyard trees for the past couple of months and even as apple sauce, they are so far superior to store-bought that it’s like comparing food to a picture of food. It was green, tasteless, hard as a rock and well, you all know what it was like because THAT’S ALL THEY SELL THESE DAYS! It seemed like, if you ate them every day for a year, it was a sure fire way to give yourself something freaking grim like suppurating colon boils. Oh, gee, yum, yum. Thanks giant nameless corporation. I’ve learned my lesson. I won’t be buying any more of your pukerific gut-rotting ick balls. Bleauck!

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