Pentti Sammallahti

You know how the pyramids got built? Or Kennedy’s Apollo engineers managed to fling Neil and the boys up to the moon? It’s simple. Apparently, human beings transition from sleep to wakefulness through planning. Every goddamn morning it’s the same. Snore, plan, launch body toward Shreddies. Every morning! If a tenth of the population shares this annoying trait, that’s a crapload of planning going on.

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