“The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears.”
-Chris Addison
Ahmed Mostafa
Data Rebel, Angular
Noi Volkov
“In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.” -Mark Twain
Poppy Ackroyd, Luna
Agata Wierzbicka
Steve Reich, Music for Pieces of Wood
Jim Holt, Why Does the Universe Exist?
Kirk Reinert
“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.” -Will Rogers
Faex Optim, Saltire Court Inaccuracy
Gregory Radionov
Seagoon: There. I’ve sawn off all four legs.
German 1: Strange. The first time I’ve known of a piano with four legs.
Eccles: Hey! I keep falling down!