“The past is never where you think you left it.” -Katherine Anne Porter
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” -Terry Pratchett
“I try to live by the adage: ‘You scratch my back; I’ll let you know when to stop.'”
-Nancy Mitford
“The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.”
-Walter Winchell