I’m going to say a big fat bunch of nothing about this guy. He has painted portraits of both Princess Di and the Pope. The freaking Pope! If I start to say anything about the Pope it will not be pretty. So as my dear Scottish mother used to drill into me (me, a guy who loved to death his Big Book of Insults as a kid), if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. So here’s me saying nothing. A great big steaming hill of nothing.