Jackie Needham

 

 

“I bought a microwave at a mini mall. I bought a mini van in a mega store.
I eat fast food in the slow lane.

I’m toll free, bite sized, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes.

A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven,
Scientifically formulated medical miracle.

I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened,
pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried,
double-wrapped, vacuum-packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean.
Cocked, locked and ready to rock.”
-George Carlin

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