Whenever I come across a nifty handle, I have to wonder if there is some famous or important person behind it. You know, like the guy who dusts the nuclear launch buttons at the Kremlin. A guy like that wouldn’t want to seem to be distracted by women, art or god forbid, the odd toke. And he certainly wouldn’t want there to be photographic proof of his vulnerability. So we get guys named Infected Brain and PitSqueak49. Ahh . . . the internet. What sins you hide . . .