“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.”
-Redd Foxx
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.”
-Redd Foxx
“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don’t need to hear ’27 months.’ ‘He’s two’ will do just fine. He’s not a cheese. And I didn’t really care in the first place.” -George Carlin
“They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian; well, they’re not laughing now.” -Bob Monkhouse
“I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.” -E.B. White
“To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.”
-Ashleigh Brilliant
“Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)”
-Ambrose Bierce
“One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do, and always a clever thing to say.” -Will Durant
“Trees are sanctuaries. Whoever knows how to speak to them, whoever knows how to listen to them, can learn the truth. They do not preach learning and precepts, they preach, undeterred by particulars, the ancient law of life.” -Herman Hesse