“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.”
-Redd Foxx
Tommy Kha
Photography
Hannes Wallrafen
Jo Ann Chaus
“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don’t need to hear ’27 months.’ ‘He’s two’ will do just fine. He’s not a cheese. And I didn’t really care in the first place.” -George Carlin
Vincent Peters
“They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian; well, they’re not laughing now.” -Bob Monkhouse
George Mayer
“I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.” -E.B. White
Donna Garcia
“To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.”
-Ashleigh Brilliant
Laura Hofstadter
Yazmeen P. Loaiza
“Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)”
-Ambrose Bierce
Norma Córdova
“One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do, and always a clever thing to say.” -Will Durant
Sara Silks
“Trees are sanctuaries. Whoever knows how to speak to them, whoever knows how to listen to them, can learn the truth. They do not preach learning and precepts, they preach, undeterred by particulars, the ancient law of life.” -Herman Hesse