“The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.”
-Don Marquis

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“And this I have learned grown-ups do not know the language of shadows.”
-Opal Whiteley

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“Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.” -Sloane Crosley

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“What’s one more torpedo in a sinking ship?” -Lynn Dickey

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“The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.” -Elizabeth Taylor

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“If you’re a fish, and you want to be a fish stick, you must have very good posture.”
-Mitch Hedberg

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“No man ever listened himself out of a job.” -Calvin Coolidge

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“Do not worry about avoiding temptation; as you grow older it will avoid you.”
-Joey Adams

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“Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?” -Spike Milligan

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“Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.”
-Wilson Mizner

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