“There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don’t.” -Robert Benchley

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“I really hope cell phones aren’t bad for us, but I would like the excuse: ‘I can’t talk right now. You’re giving me cancer.'” -Whitney Cummings

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“I’m just trying to think about the future and not be sad.” -Elon Musk

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“There is always room for coincidence.” -Alva Noto

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“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.” -Spike Milligan

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“When memories fade, can one ever really return home?” -Floyd Skloot

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“Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.” -Steven Wright

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“I tell you, in this world being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.” -Zsa Zsa Gabor

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“As long as I am breathing, in my eyes, I am just beginning.” -Criss Jami

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“As with stomachs, we should pity minds that do not eat.” -Victor Hugo

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