Art

Bill Skrips

“If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you are not ugly.”
-Mitch Hedberg

“There is no shame in being poor; it is just a shame that it had to happen to me.”
-Bart, Amsterdam, Holland

“My father only hit me once – but he used a Volvo.” -Bob Monkhouse

“There must be a day or two in a man’s life when he is the precise age for something important.” -Franklin Pierce Adams

“All that we are not stares back at what we are.” -W.H. Auden

“Murderers – stop murdering; everyone will die eventually… just sit down and be patient.” -Russell Brand

“People find ideas a bore because they do not distinguish between live ones and stuffed ones on a shelf.” -Ezra Pound

“I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.” -Ogden Nash

“Although it is generally known, I think it’s about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.” -Groucho Marx

“I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly.”
-Peter Cook