“The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.” -Joan Rivers

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“Writers, like teeth, are divided into incisors and grinders.” -Walter Bagehot

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“The way I see life, is like we’re all flying on the Hindenburg… why fight over the window seats?” -Richard Jeni

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“Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.” -P.J. O’Rourke

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“I am off in search of the great perhaps.” -François Rabelais

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“The possession of knowledge does not kill the sense of wonder and mystery. There is always more mystery.” -Anais Nin

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“There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.” -Andrew Jackson

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“Glory is reserved for the twisted minds.” -Charlyn Khater

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“Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.” -George Burns

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“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.” -Rodney Dangerfield

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