“What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn’t help me at all.” -Rodney Dangerfield
“What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn’t help me at all.” -Rodney Dangerfield
“He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs.” -Torvald Gahlin
“I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.” -Steve Martin