“When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.” -Emo Philips
Yonca Karakas
Author: R.Boots
DJ Krush, Duality
Zhipeng Hu
“The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.” -Joan Rivers
Hidden Orchestra, Vorka
Cheryl Tarrant
“Never worry about the bullet with your name on it; instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to ‘occupant’.” -Murphy’s Tenth Military Law
Valentin Stip, Nwia
Ocean Heat Warning
“According to an analysis by the Grantham Institute, if the same amount of heat that has gone into the top 2,000 m[eters] of the ocean between 1955 and 2010 had gone into the lower 10 km of the atmosphere, the Earth would have seen a warming of 36°C.”
Richard T. Scott
Alef, Sol
Roger Olmos
“The way I see life, is like we’re all flying on the Hindenburg… why fight over the window seats?” -Richard Jeni