I don’t quite get why some artists don’t have websites – or at least have ‘net representation. What? You have to go to their house (like they’re Pete Seeger) and hope they invite you in for tea so you can see their stuff? OK, so maybe I’m a digital snob, projecting my tech saviness onto the rest of the not-so-magic-kingdom. But what the hell, it can’t be harder than hoisting your butt out of your holey rattan and going to buy paint. Two billion cyber-retards like me can’t all be smarter than you.