Today is going to be a nice quiet day. No mowing, no chainsawing, no chasing chickens around the yard (if I can help it). Thank god for crappy TV, that’s all I can say. What would we do if every TV show were super-fantabulous and required our full attention? We’d probably invent golf. Or Cheez-in-a-Can. Or golfing Cheez-in-a-Can.