“A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.”
-Laurence J. Peter
Dénesh Ghyczy
Kodyak, Never Moved Me
Tck Tck
“Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.”
-David Letterman
Dialect, Three Sisters Theme
Pietro Cataudella
“I knew these Siamese twins; they moved to England, so the other one could drive.”
-Steven Wright
Shlohmo, Ghosts
Lui Ferreyra
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” -Will Rogers
Àbáse, Sambo
Csalar M. Balint
“A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.” -Russell Baker
Kobaryo, Biscuits Have Arrived in the Aquarium