“If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you are not ugly.”
-Mitch Hedberg
Bill Skrips
Lakker, A Whisper in Your Ear
Lukas Vojir
“There is no shame in being poor; it is just a shame that it had to happen to me.”
-Bart, Amsterdam, Holland
Sky Factory, Track 1
Mario Rossi
“There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don’t.” -Robert Benchley
Two Lone Swordsmen, It’s Not the Worst
Sean William Randall
Murcof, Soriano II
Slava Semeniuta
“I really hope cell phones aren’t bad for us, but I would like the excuse: ‘I can’t talk right now. You’re giving me cancer.'” -Whitney Cummings
Juliano Gomez, Quizumba